'Cuz they will!

Okay, as the two people that have ever, never in a million or so nanoseconds within second and them seconds being inside a movie called Inception that was really about a foreign idea of breaking apart a global monopoly of oil companies, the dream within a dream, within a dream only being a means to an end.

Also, i take this is another meme that is solely in this site and all that shit, but frankly, I'm doing it to possibly maybe entertain people like ... make of that what you will! BUAHAHAHAH!

Anyways, I'm doing this on the wise insight of three seconds thinking about whether I should do it or not.

- I would fucking watch every piece of awesome anime (especially studio Ghibli stuff) and at least check out a few particularly funny ones I wasn't in the mood for at the time

- I would drink a hundred beers and live to die of the uncurable disease plaquing me (unleas that disease was kirrosis ((or however that's spelled in english)))

- I would like to smack Pat Robertson on the side of the head and vomit my diseased bile down his throat. Not that I have that much against the guy himself. It would just prove a point about how a dying person can get away with suddenly changing his or hers faith and then pleading to religious hypocritical organizations to arrange a meeting with an idiotic asshole of a highest calibre, and then infect them with vomit-cancer (the most feared cancer of all)... actually, I have a lot against the guy and I don't even share a continent with the guy!

- I would probably go bungee jumping, but that might be a little played down, since the fear of death was already looming behind the shoulder and such, but it just looks like a fun thing to do.

- I would also go parachuting if possible, the thought of seeing the landscape so high-up without murdering hundreds of innocent people while plummeting to the earth is almost as exciting as taking hundreds of civilians with you in a great big "FUCK YOU" to the guy upstairs for giving you this unnamed disease...

- I would hijack a plane, blow up a side of it and enjoy the view as me and a hundred or so screaming innocent people either fell to their deaths screaming loud enough to take their own consciousness before their bodies crushed on to the ground, or shouting profanities while trying to air-swim to me in a hate-filled quest for revenge for the loved ones that are just then shouting themselves unconscious around them.

- I would probably try to find a way to smuggle a parachute onboard a commercial flight above heartland europe.

- I would like to parachute to Paris.

- I would like to find out a way to hide from the authorities in the city of lights as I seek out the Paris opera house and punjab the Phantom before he punjabs while she's trying to find the creepy asshole and his hidden peeekholes into the dressing rooms of the opera's female cast.

- I would then introduce myself to and tell her of my predicament and ask if she would like to see if Paris' cuisine really is what it's cracked up to be and if she'd be able to wait as I threaten the chef of any restaurant to revealing their recipes I happened to like. (there would be a lot of suggested vomiting into foodstuff involded, so she'd better stay out of it) Then I would see if I could in any way replicate those recipes in a home kitchen.

so, that's the ten things, they are not in any order of importance, so I WILL NOT TAG NO ONE!

NEVER!